Awards Anyone?

And here is today’s crazy email of the day.

Hi, my name is [Name] and I have a proposal for you

Here is what we offer our customers. We have many downloads and reviews of different software. We are constantly looking for new useful software for our visitors. While searching we came across your software and were impressed by all the great features it offers. Consequently we awarded your software our highest recommendations, 5 stars and a place on our editor’s choice list! We would consider it a great honor if you could post our recommendation for your software on your site. You can find it here [link]

Your remarks are always welcome because this gives our visitors the opportunity to see what publishers have to say.

In conclusion, I would like to thank you for all the hours you have given to the software industry and wish you success in your future business.

Regards [Name]

So if I understand this correctly, this jackass is feeling honored for giving me an award.